I’ve lived in the Melbourne area for nearly 30 years, and I’ve lived almost everywhere here — Downtown, Melbourne Beach, Indialantic, Eau Gallie, etc., — not Palm Bay, though. Dear Lord, NEVER Palm Bay. I don’t even like stepping foot in Palm Bay — let alone recreating in the City’s collective toilet. I’m just trying to catch a few fish here man, NOT E. COLI!

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