Palm Bay Is the Worst
I’ve lived in the Melbourne area for nearly 30 years, and I’ve lived almost everywhere here — Downtown, Melbourne Beach, Indialantic, Eau Gallie, etc., — not Palm Bay, though, and I never will. It’s always been gross, and somehow it manages to just keeps getting grosser. I don’t even like stepping foot in Palm Bay — let alone smelling the city’s collective poo pile — and now I gotta somehow figure out how to enjoy recreating in it. I just… can’t.