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    Blizzard Beach

    January 29, 2026

    On account of the painfully cold and windy conditions forecasted for the week ahead, I was willing to roll the dice yesterday on an afternoon surf fishing sesh in Melby beach. I expected to freeze my ass off, and 100% did, but nothing could have prepared me for the armada of Spice Harvesting Machines from the movie #DUNE that were running up and down the beach all day.

      The Surf Provides!

      December 9, 2025

      Surf fishing was simply as good as it gets this past week in Melbourne Beach. Spread out over three days, we caught it all. One trip produced a full cooler of bull whiting. Caught some really nice sized pompano, and released a number of little ones, too.

        Surfs Up!

        November 24, 2025

        We are going to have beautiful weather right up to Thanksgiving. The wind will be out of the SE until the next cold front arrives on Thursday, that’s when the wind will switch out of the N.

          Blue Origin Wants to Dump in Our Lagoon

          It cost Blue Origin an estimated cool $28 MILLION to *almost* send Katie Perry to space. Apparently there’s droves of billionaire assholes lining up to pay $400,000 to make the same commercial trip, but it would break the bank to also responsibly store and/or dispose of the associated industrial waste. This is no joke. Blue Origin has applied for a NPDES permit to discharge 500,000 gallons of industrial waste, PER DAY, into OUR Lagoon, so the world’s richest assholes can extend the playground of the elite to the upper atmosphere and pretend to be astronauts.

            Palm Bay Is the Worst

            June 9, 2025

            I’ve lived in the Melbourne area for nearly 30 years, and I’ve lived almost everywhere here — Downtown, Melbourne Beach, Indialantic, Eau Gallie, etc., — not Palm Bay, though, and I never will. It’s always been gross, and somehow it manages to just keeps getting grosser. I don’t even like stepping foot in Palm Bay — let alone smelling the city’s collective poo pile — and now I gotta somehow figure out how to enjoy recreating in it. I just… can’t.

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